Airport Escapist T-Shirts

Security at the Smaller Airports

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Bo're'droom

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Audio Books

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

'See you in two weeks!'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Airport

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."