City Escapist T-Shirts

Go Back to New York

Urban therapy.

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"I've tired of the urban lifestyle."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Zen Wall Street.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"So you earned lots of money in the city, what now?"

"When this is all over, let's move to the sticks."

Hell/Paradise

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Fairy tale

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"How to deal with weeds."

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."