City Escapee T-Shirts

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Elevator/Open Range

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Building in the countryside

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Go Back to New York

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

City Hammock

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Zen Wall Street.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Rural Cityscape