City Escape Dreamer T-Shirts

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Glad we moved out of the City

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

Anywhere but here

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Eric Adams Caricature

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Entering New York City - Check it out

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Immigrating to the City

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Tourist Attractions

A Bubble of Countryside.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

ACME Mutton Co.

Urban Compost Heap.

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

A businessman sits at his desk behind a nameplate that reads "R. T. Nelson - Elevation: 482 ft."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Persons of Faith