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"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Sister Cities

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Bankside

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

How About Serving Us For a Change

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Hoxton map.

The London Olympic bid

From Here You Can See Bugger All

The Soho Beachwear Look