City Escaper Mugs

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"I just remembered why I stopped being a farm dog."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

How About Serving Us For a Change

Bankside

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Hoxton map.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

The London Olympic bid

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

From Here You Can See Bugger All