Commute Escaper Mugs

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

The Daily Commute

Fairy tale

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The Bus Stop.

The bus home.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

Balloon Head.

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

The tube's a nightmare today

"Unbelievable money maker."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Leg stretching.

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

Reading on the train

"Tom has had a few problems getting back into the office routine after such a long time in lockdown."

The Tube.

Road work ahead

'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'