Commute Escapist Mugs

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

Balloon Head.

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

CEO Escape

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

The Daily Commute

Fairy tale

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Building in the countryside

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

The sun luring people to the sea

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Go Back to New York

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

The bus home.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Rural Cityscape

Zen Wall Street.

City Hammock