Commute Escapist Prints

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.

Balloon Head.

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

CEO Escape

The Daily Commute

Fairy tale

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Building in the countryside

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

The sun luring people to the sea

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Go Back to New York

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

City Hammock

Zen Wall Street.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

The bus home.