Commute Escapists Prints

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Holiday time.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Fairy tale

The Daily Commute

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Just doing the school run.'

Road work next 15 years.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

The Bus Stop.

The bus home.

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Nutcracker going home

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Unbelievable money maker."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.