Commute Escapists T-Shirts

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

Holiday time.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The Daily Commute

Fairy tale

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

'Just doing the school run.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Road work next 15 years.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

The bus home.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

The Bus Stop.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Nutcracker going home

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'Will passengers please step back from the platform edge NOW.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Balloon Head.

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"Unbelievable money maker."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)