Commuter Escapist Mugs

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'See you in two weeks!'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Fairy tale

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Building in the countryside

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Go Back to New York

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

Zen Wall Street.

City Hammock

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Rural Cityscape

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."