City Escapist Prints

Go Back to New York

Urban therapy.

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"I've tired of the urban lifestyle."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Zen Wall Street.

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"So you earned lots of money in the city, what now?"

Hell/Paradise

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Fairy tale

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"How to deal with weeds."

Building in the countryside

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

A Bubble of Countryside.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."