Life Escapist Prints

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Rising Gas Prices

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

CEO Escape

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"How to deal with weeds."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Kissing Hands

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've half a mind to protest."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

American Idle

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'