Nature Escapist Prints

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"How to deal with weeds."

"How would you feel about a little place in the city, just to get away from all the hunting and gathering?"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

"Mr. Hoffman? Ed Hoffman? Your office has been trying to reach you, sir."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Whaa?"

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

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'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'