Airport Lounge Escapologist Gifts

Departures - Portaloo.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Mass Travel

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

A Giant at the Airport.