Ice Skating Adventurer T-Shirts

Sumo on Ice

"Rockefeller Center."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Milkjet Skiing

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Football fan

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bobsled Police.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"The glaciers are angry."

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Scuba Skater

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

The Swiss Army Mammoth

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

Ice Fisherman and the Squid

Beijing 2022

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

'Can I just get a sample of each of your flavors, but then mushed all together and served in a waffle cone?'

"Arrrgh. . . I can't feel my legs anymore!"