Ice Skating Adventurer Mugs

Sumo on Ice

"Rockefeller Center."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Milkjet Skiing

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Football fan

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Bobsled Police.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"The glaciers are angry."

Gone Fishing.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

"I'm not a fish, but thanks for catching me."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Scuba Skater

The Swiss Army Mammoth

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Ice Fisherman and the Squid

Beijing 2022

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Pyramid Ski Slope.

'Can I just get a sample of each of your flavors, but then mushed all together and served in a waffle cone?'

"Arrrgh. . . I can't feel my legs anymore!"