Icee Lover T-Shirts

Pet Cryogenics.

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Ice skater

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Desert Island Fantasies

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Snow is falling...

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Giant Birthday Cake

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

I Love Winter!

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"How may I hurt you?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

Old Man Winter

This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

I've got half a mind to get one.