Icee Lover Gifts

Pet Cryogenics.

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Ice skater

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Desert Island Fantasies

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Snow is falling...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

I Love Winter!

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'It's a military tattoo!'

9 To 5 Tattoo.

"How may I hurt you?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Do you suppose the planet's been saved yet?"

This will never work. Our tattoos don't match.

Tattoos. We can't do another tattoo. Your last check bounced. You're overdrawn.

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

Old Man Winter