Ice Lolly Lover Gifts

Cool for Cats: 'MMM Mice Blocks.'

'I bring you my cat that got locked in the deep-freezer and you make jokes about popsicles."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"This stool shall pass."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Modern Communications

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

Giant Birthday Cake

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

Karate club.

Caution! School Crossing.

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

On the Ice.

Pet Cryogenics.