Ice Lolly Lover Gifts

Cool for Cats: 'MMM Mice Blocks.'

'I bring you my cat that got locked in the deep-freezer and you make jokes about popsicles."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Modern Communications

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Giant Birthday Cake

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Karate club.

Caution! School Crossing.

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

On the Ice.

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'Just shut up and take the lollipop.'

'Even the price of down is up.'

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."