Lollipop Lovers Gifts

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

First love.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Modern day mirror.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

Bike with Tag Along

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'