Lollipop Lovers Gifts

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Easter Candy Island.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Modern day mirror.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Bike with Tag Along

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'