Lollipop Man Gifts

'Slow, Slower, Total Moron.'

Lollipop mask

'Have you gone power mad? It's Saturday.'

Old dear crossing.

Lollipop men on strike.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Green Balloon

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

You complete me!

Movies vs. Films

Birthday Racing Car

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

Knights

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Ancient Farming Practises.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

57th Birthday balloons