Lollypop Lady Gifts

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Tina Turner

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ray Davies

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Robbie Williams

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Elton John

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Madonna.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

A 60's pop group

Imagine Dragons

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."