Lollipop Fan Gifts

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The Main Types of Cheese

Greenfingers.

Ball as water-melon.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Say it with flowers: It!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Bee in flight.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Friday 5.30pm.

Strawberry Shake

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Deer of Spring.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.