Lollipop Fan Prints

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Bee in flight.

Friday 5.30pm.

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Strawberry Shake

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'