Traditional Tipple Fan Gifts

Come in here if you don't like....

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Tree house.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I've seen a tulip before."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Top Hat

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Intimacy.

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"