Lollipop Man Mugs

'Slow, Slower, Total Moron.'

Lollipop mask

'Have you gone power mad? It's Saturday.'

Old dear crossing.

Lollipop men on strike.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Green Balloon

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

You complete me!

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Birthday Racing Car

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Valentines Balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Knights

Ancient Farming Practises.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

"Would you like to dance?"

Balloons Experiment

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

57th Birthday balloons

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"