Canada Enthusiasts Gifts

"And you've just been to Canada?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Donald Glover

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Frigid Cold

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Kane and Abe L.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

Canada's Undefended Border.