Canadian Enthusiast Gifts

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Hockey Season.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Infinity scarf"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"C'mere, space heater."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."