Canadian Enthusiast Gifts

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Hockey Season.

"I'm having a pajama day."

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Baby blanket.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"C'mere, space heater."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'