Canadian Adventurer Gifts

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Shoot For The Moon

Creative Baby.

The polar olympics

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"...it's another metal detector."

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Now hiring.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'