Canadian Adventurer T-Shirts

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now you can send it."

Shoot For The Moon

"What's your occupation?"

Creative Baby.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Polar bears

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"...it's another metal detector."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'