Canadian Culture Admirer T-Shirts

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

The Double Double Punch

Victor Hugo

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Canadian Canoe.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

Robert Burns

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Sun Worshipers

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

French Animal Noises.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I shoot all my films in Toronto but they have a definite Vancouver sensibility."

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Canada's Undefended Border.

Department de Philosophie

Andrew Bonar Law

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"Shirs...I propose a toasht...to er...majestry the queen o'finglan! An' a'lasht freedum frum all tha' heuropeen b'rocrashee. Waiter! Brin' usshum more Chatoooo De L'feet!"

Pearly Queen Gates

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

London Town Crier

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

European Loan to Greece