Un Enthusiast Gifts

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

Nanny State at the UN

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall...

The interested bystanders.

Ban Ki-moon

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Kiss

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Clandestine cows.

Boys Cooking

EU

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

Tsipras and Merkel