Romcom Lover Gifts

'Bring an oil can next time, so the neighbours can't hear you undress.'

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

Boyfriend Audition

Grave robber meet-cute

'That does it You need glasses'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

So Close..

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Right here's fine."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'