Romcom Fan Gifts

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Preparation.

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to get married by the water? We'll move the ceremony into the bathroom."

Four weddings, three divorces & a funeral

'This is how I roll, baby.'

'It's a huge fire sprinkler. Didn't I tell you he was hot?'

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"I guess I must be the early bird."

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

His and Hers Wedding

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'