Romcom Fan Gifts

"I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?"

Preparation.

'We come as a package - Mother and me.'

Vicar says: 'You again.'

"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to get married by the water? We'll move the ceremony into the bathroom."

The cutest lady I've ever seen in my life just walked in. The Love Doctor's on a break. That's ok, I don't need advice. I think I'll just ask her out on my own. Good for you, little buddy! Yeah, I'm thinking of staring at her a little too long, and then mumbling my name to her ... and then nature will take its course. The Love Doctor will see you now.

Four weddings, three divorces & a funeral

'This is how I roll, baby.'

'It's a huge fire sprinkler. Didn't I tell you he was hot?'

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"I guess I must be the early bird."

So Close..

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Stand-up Romcom

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap