Loveponderer T-Shirts

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Tunnel of love"

Relationships.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

I can't smile without you...

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Are you cold dear?"