Ponderer Pillows

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'I have only a few days to live: Can you teach me how to make the most of them?'

Ideas whose time will never come.

Carl was never one to waver. He always changed his mind with great determination.

"But then again, without blissful forgetfulness, where would we be?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

World Production.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

The Problem with World Population Growth

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Population train.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Retirement Issues

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

Aging population in Cuba

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'