Ponderer Of Life Gifts

'Where do we go when we get swatted?'

Death is bad. Confucius as a child.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

Baxter finally gets a life

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Truth