Ponderer Of Life Gifts

'Where do we go when we get swatted?'

Death is bad. Confucius as a child.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"You think it's tough down there?"

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Baxter finally gets a life

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.