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"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Fish Food

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.