Life's Big Question Ponderer Gifts

"Well, how long do you want to live?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Death coach..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Baxter finally gets a life

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"What's it all about?"

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Science versus religion?'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

"What if this is all there is?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'