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"To Open This Attachment Or Not...That Is The Question!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

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"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Mountains and Molehills

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

'iPad, huh? When I was your age, I remember getting hold of a piece of carbon paper once. Amused myself for days - after I figured out how it worked.'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"