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'I feel worthless.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Progress?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?