Digital Gap Ponderer Gifts

'All the porn on the internet, and we can't access it.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

CREEPY AF AI

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Sitting down

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"