Quirky Solitude Appreciator Gifts

Artist on the Desert Island

"I gotta be me!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Lumbar support animal

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Beware of dog"

'What luck!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"At least you have a tree."

Where's Mom?