Slow-paced Life Admirers T-Shirts

I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I've always worked from home."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

Snail Taxi.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"What a shell!"

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

'On your mark...'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.