Slow-paced Life Admirers Prints

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Boris Bike

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Snail Taxi.

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"What a shell!"

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'