Slow-paced Life Lover T-Shirts

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Boris Bike

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

Snail Peephole

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'On your mark...'

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'