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The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

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Snail Coach

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Back Down

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."