Slow-paced Life Advocate Mugs

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

Sloth 10K.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

"We need to walk."

Snail Coach

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Life is too long not to worry.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Back Down

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.